Sooooooo........ um....... y' know the saying 'The Road to Hell is paved with good intentions'? Truer than you'd believe. I felt bad about my neighbor....so I volunteered at the animal shelter....And I killed a cat.
It was an accident...I left the door open for a second and this teeny kitten that you could squeesh darted out the door. And up a tree. (It was soooo cute I wanted to keep it)
So i went outside so I could get it and since it was in a tree I tried to talk it down.....It wouldn't come down so I got angry and yelled.......
And I blew the tree down.
(Seriously, If there's a Dumbledore/Professor-X/Chiron/Mentor for my type abilities, can you show up NOW? I KILLED A CAT!!! And I don't have time for this.)
So the poor kitty got squeeshed under the tree and I killed it...Indirectly....And oh fuck I'm even more stressed and I'm gonna fail school.....Can I fly? 'Cause that would be super useful. But I'd probably knock buildings down....And kill more people....What am I, like a Supervillan now? Someone should just put me in prison....D' you reckon the Speedy guy or the Fire-flying-guy is looking for me? Like, are they my Mentor person? I hope.....Duurrrrr I hate this.
Later,
Mavis
